love u Bernie Mac, … love u Bernie Mac, u are the shiznit!!! “Judge be like, ‘Who are you?’, Punk. He killed that muh-fugga, shot ‘em in the head fo’ times kicked ‘em in da face, I tried to call you but the line was busy” You don’t understand! I ain’t scared of you muthafuckas!
Bernie Mac on Def Comedy Jam Allstars
March 17th, 2007 at 3:09 am
“sex in cans, moth …
“sex in cans, moth fuckas be shopliftin’ and shit, playing ball, what you soing? bout to get me six pack of pussy and go in…”
March 18th, 2007 at 3:11 pm
perfect perfomance …
perfect perfomance i gotta say’ , this man knows what he does
March 18th, 2007 at 10:35 pm
love u Bernie Mac, …
love u Bernie Mac, u are the shiznit!!! “Judge be like, ‘Who are you?’, Punk. He killed that muh-fugga, shot ‘em in the head fo’ times kicked ‘em in da face, I tried to call you but the line was busy” You don’t understand! I ain’t scared of you muthafuckas!
March 19th, 2007 at 11:32 am
i wanna see him …
i wanna see him live,
dis man is the shit
luv him.
March 21st, 2007 at 8:10 am
i don’t get it, but …
i don’t get it, but the crowd do.
March 21st, 2007 at 3:43 pm
“I aint scaed you …
“I aint scaed you motherfuckers..” genuinely a classic..
have it on dvd and shit
March 22nd, 2007 at 8:07 pm
If I pull my shit …
If I pull my shit out this whole room wiil get dark kick it….you dont understand lol
March 23rd, 2007 at 10:48 am
that’s not the …
that’s not the original music playing. Funny tho.
March 24th, 2007 at 3:03 pm
“Does pussy taste …
“Does pussy taste like pumpkin pie?”
“Dont ask me no dam question like that i aint never had no pumpkin pie. kick it!”
March 26th, 2007 at 6:52 am
“You patch-eyed …
“You patch-eyed mutha…”
THE BEST!!!
March 26th, 2007 at 11:53 pm
you dont understand …
you dont understand gaddammit!!
March 27th, 2007 at 2:36 am
THE ABSOLUTE BEST! …
THE ABSOLUTE BEST!
CLASSIC MATERIAL!
MARVELOUS!
Kik it!
March 27th, 2007 at 4:33 am
u dont understand
…
u dont understand
i ent scared of u muther fuckers
looooooooooooool
March 27th, 2007 at 12:13 pm
Give her da dick …
Give her da dick lmao
March 28th, 2007 at 10:28 am
Give her “THE DICK” …
Give her “THE DICK” LOL
March 28th, 2007 at 2:44 pm
Leg-end! Check out …
Leg-end! Check out “Original Kings of Comedy” for more good, good stuff (”Sunomobitch!”).
March 29th, 2007 at 3:37 pm
BOY, the fashion …
BOY, the fashion trips me out!! I remember actually WANTING to wear stuff like that. It’s crazy!
March 30th, 2007 at 10:05 am
you don’t …
you don’t understand hahaha boop boop
March 30th, 2007 at 9:15 pm
i ain’t had no …
i ain’t had no pumpkin pie kick it
April 2nd, 2007 at 10:41 am
got dammitt!!!
got dammitt!!!
April 3rd, 2007 at 3:03 pm
I just deleted them …
I just deleted them all lol
April 4th, 2007 at 11:37 pm
i aint scared of u …
i aint scared of u mothafuckas
April 6th, 2007 at 7:56 am
everytime she tries …
everytime she tries to talk give the “THA DICK”
April 10th, 2007 at 8:48 pm
I love this!!! This …
I love this!!! This was hysterical!!
April 11th, 2007 at 7:26 am
You a new FOOL!!!
You a new FOOL!!!